Tag: programming
member name: Leah A.
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May 13, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
Since I have had experience programming in COBOL, I just had to share this one.
"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods." - found on Geek24.com
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May 27, 2008 09:50 AM EDT --
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver. - Robert Paul
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June 02, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." - Jeff Pesis (found on thinkexist.com)
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June 06, 2008 12:00 PM EDT --
"The Web is like a dominatrix. Everywhere I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit." - Nytwind (found on devtopics.com)
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June 09, 2008 06:21 PM EDT --
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
~ David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored . . .
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June 27, 2008 09:30 PM EDT --
"Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath that knows where you live." - Martin Golding (found on comedy-zone.net)
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July 03, 2008 01:02 PM EDT --
This appears in many common BIOS as a real error message:
"Keyboard not found. Press < F1 > to RESUME." - found on comedy-zone.net
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July 16, 2008 11:21 AM EDT --
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips (found at devtopics. com)
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July 26, 2008 08:44 PM EDT --
"I had to google ' jfgi ' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming." - found on gdargaud.net
** 'jfgi' - just f&&&ing Google it
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August 27, 2008 01:39 PM EDT --
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak (found on sysprog.net)
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